Snow day

It requires a lot to make me wear pants. I'm not a deviant, I don't walk around in my brand new boxer briefs, I just much prefer the feel and general look of my Catholic School's shorts to the grocery bag styled, air catching teflon infused fabric which we are supposed to call pants. Even the two mile walk to work in a snowstorm which yielded four inches in the end can deter my use of said shorts, every morning he can the principle makes pointed remarks on the weather as I walk by, but these are his rules and  my shorts.